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I hate the TV show the bachelor. I think it is the stupidist show on TV. I tend to like reality television like the Biggest Loser, Teen Mom, America's Next Top Model...

Anyways, last night Brianna really wanted to watch the Bachelor because "Pops loves this show!"
So, I was watching it and moping, vaccumming, etc.....

But I got me thinking... if I was on the bachelor, how would I describe myself and would I be desireable to the "bachelor".

For the record (not that anyone reads my blog), I am very happy with my boyfriend, Rob and love him very much....so this is just theoretical.

This is how I would describe myself...

I am a single mother of a highly opinionated 7 year old (going on 15) who thinks she knows more than I do.
I have two crazy dogs that pee when you pet them.
I have two rats (yes, I like rats).
I have the sweetest cat in the world who's fecal matter smells worse than any C-diff patient I have had.
My mother is overbearing, and judgemental. My father (bless his heart) is an alcoholic.
My family is entirely too intertwined with each other's business and rarely does one day pass without some big ordeal going down.
I am obsessed with keeping my house clean.
I contantly balance my checking account.
I have certain routines and I like to stick to them.
I do not like it when plans change and I tend to become irate.
I work too much.
I have big dreams and I need lots of money for them to come true!!!
I only have one best girl friend because that's all I can handle.
I have very high expectations for people and they tend to let me down frequently.
I have the same expectations for myself and my daughter.
I am an overachevier.
I only know how to give everything or give nothing.

So, leave it or take it Bachelor boy... I think on paper, I sound pretty anal and I'm not sure if I would want me either :)
I asked Brianna what she thought and she said, "Mom, you are beautiful!! Of course you would get picked!"
Haha, I love her for that. She is so much like me it's scary.

That's all for now
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Comments

Sarah Lou said…
I'm so stinkin' emotional right now that your post made me tear up, jeeze :)

You had a really good self-view! That would be REALLY hard to sit out and write and be really honest. You might want to leave out the bowel/urinary habits of your pets though, haha!!!! Though you are nothing if not honest, and I love you for it.

I'm not a bachelor fan either, but you would definately get the rose, because Bri is exactly right, you are beautiful :)

PS. Sorry our plans changed last Thursday, I hope I didn't make you irate.
January 19, 2010 at 2:24 PM
Jodi said…
Of course you didn't make me mad. I'm glad we got to spend time with Blake. That is important to me too :) I will see you soon!!!
January 20, 2010 at 7:49 AM
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