I did not try to fill my water glass by pushing the button on the microwave instead of the water filter at 8 am.
I did not have my daugther walk with me in the rain for 20 minutes so she would get tired enough to go to bed at 9pm on a school night.
I did not neglect calling the police on my neighbors who were smoking pot in their car parked in the street, because I was too tired to wait until the police actually showed up.
I have not eaten bean soup 3 days in a row for lunch, because I'm too lazy to cook anything else and my crock pot cranked out 8 tubberware bowls full of bean soup.
I did not introduce my daugther to the shower cap because it saves me 10 minutes every other day of running water from her washing her hair.
I did not agree to go skydiving in June because my life is a boring circle of laundry, work, grocery shopping, dog walking, and sleeping.
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